SpamQuest

Received an e-mail this evening from one Caspar Xrrioe. Something about, I don't know, mortgages or toner cartridges or adding 3" of length or XANAX CIALIS AMBIEN.

Who are these people? I want to write a book about spam...no, a movie, in glorious 35mm Technicolor, a modern-day remake of John Ford's The Searchers, called Finding Caspar Xrrioe. Two men set out on an epic quest to find the spammer who has smashed their dreams of a connected, utopian information age.

In the end they meet up with Caspar in a cheesy office over a convenience store in Hackensack and it ends bloody.