A Dialog

Doug: How is karate? Have you continued?

Mark: yes, with the instructor alone, and it is gruelling and difficult.I don't look forward to it.

Mark: i look forward to being done with it!!

Mark: I don't like it.

Doug: Wait -- what happened to the other students?

Mark: the other students were eaten.

Doug: By the instructor?

Mark: yes!

Doug: He must be good! Very good!

Mark: the best.

Mark: I have to be on my guard.

Mark: how much would you pay to see a film wherein a karate instructor devours his class?

Mark: lots of growling, teeth, blood, screams, blurry, very blurry, red blood splashing everywhere, guts, entrails, at the end he wipes his mouth with a napkin and bows.

Doug: The thing is that the film must start in the middle, without explanation. There can be credits, but they should be over black, with a simple title that doesn't give anything away, like Mr. Yamura's Mid-Day Meal.

Doug: Then all of the sudden the film starts, several people already partially consumed, their remains scattered about, the instructor chasing some girl right into the camera and chewing her arm off, gore spattering the lens, camera knocking over, looking at the ceiling.

Doug: It starts quite abruptly, mid-sequence.

Doug: The lighting is poor and there is no way out.